Eight Weeks with the Maharishi
© 1996 - 2011 Gregg M. Pasterick
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Eight weeks with the maharishi,
and a letter from Yoko every day.
Stumblin' down the path to truth,
tellin' lies every step of the way.
It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
and there's always a price to pay.

Jesus liked to walk on the water,
though it made him look a little gay.
He always picked up the tab at dinner,
but they nailed him to a tree anyway.
It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
and there's always a price to pay.

Mimi was afraid of dyin'.
"I've been a wicked woman," she was heard to say.
Repentance in the face of death
is the Cowardly Lion's way.
It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
and there's always a price to pay.

It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
and there's always a price to pay.
Every time I tried to change mine
something got in my way.

Jackson Pollock threw paint at a canvas,
they called it 'Art' with a capital 'A.'
It's hangin' in museums 'cause his restless demons
demanded to have their say.
It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
and there's always a price to pay.

Eight weeks with the maharishi
and a letter from Yoko every day.
George banged the hell out of Ringo's wife,
and Clapton took George's wife away.
It's a hell of a thing to change your life,
but there's always a price to pay.

Eight Weeks with the Maharishi
© 2008 Gregg M. Pasterick